"You expect me to jump off of this cliff? Are you insane?"
THIS IS IMPORTANT
|—||my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)|
why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay
Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.
is this a threat