hello :)
bobdoom:

"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"

bobdoom:

"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

I’m just gonna bullshit it.
my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

Fact: Toothless is the cutest thing ever, don’t deny it. 

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

There’s no point to a guy yelling, “Hey sexy baby” at me out of the passenger window of a car as it speeds past. Even if I was into creepy misogynists and wanted to give him my number, I couldn’t. The car didn’t even slow down. But that’s okay, because he wasn’t actually hitting on me. The point wasn’t to proposition me or chat me up. The only point was to remind me, and all women, that our bodies are his to stare at, assess, comment on, even touch. “Hey sexy baby” is the first part of a sentence that finishes, “this is your daily message from the patriarchy, reminding you that your body is public property”.
nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat